In a world of left triangles one stood out, willing to follow the basics of geometry, to be transformed, to be proved congruent to face the quadrilaterals of the quadrilateral galaxy, to be tested for similarity and size, the right triangle broke the monotony and boldly declared "I am different." With cameo appearances from Carlito "the Circle" Jones, the reasoning and proof of the parrallel debaters, the constant conflict and intersection of the perpendicular twins and reviews that speak volumes to the importance of this wonderful subject